ostracizedpoodle:

I need to borrow $500 for a quick second

miamighostlights:

gundamnjack:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

completelycumberbatched:

perlaret:

leupagus:

milleemo:

I Was Going to Reblog That Post Until I Saw Who Wrote It, The Musical.

I Wish Someone Else Would Make That Point Because Oh My God I Loathe You: The Memoir

I’d Follow You But You Reblog Regularly From Someone I Hate, The Novel

Why Does Everybody Love That One Person I Absolutely Cannot Stand: The TV Adaptation

c-apsicle:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

Two of my English teachers told me they place bets on who will win when they find out there’s going to be a fight between the students

whiteboywaves:

are you there god? it’s a me mario